Beyond the Velvet Rope

[15:27] Abe: Wanna just meet at the building's main entrance just before 6:45?
[15:28] Skyesy G-ville: sounds good
[15:29] Abe: I will be wearing a sandwich-board that says "Shoot a commie, get a prize."
[15:29] Skyesy G-ville: I'll be dressed as a rodeo clown with whiskey-barrel pants held up by suspenders.
[15:30] Abe: They'll definitely let us in.

Files McJohnson

Skyesy G-ville: the length of time it is taking to transmit this document is greater than that of my Johnson

tokyocrunch: how long does your johnson take?

Skyesy G-ville: 25 minutes plus. BOOYA

tokyocrunch: got it, thx

Indian Pool

[13:02] Skyesy G-ville: http://news.yahoo.com/s/cmp/20060425/tc_cmp/186700049
[13:05] Abe: Finally, a way to keep my indian outsource pool under control!
[13:05] Abe: I dont know what I'm talking about.