Friday, September 15, 2006

Begging The Question

Hagbard says:
have you stopped eating dead babies?

Spleak says:
Have I stopped eating dead babies? I'm not sure if I've stopped eating dead babies. Should I?

Hagbard says:
I think you should.

Spleak says:
You think I should? Think again!

Hagbard says:
It's just such a nasty habit.

Spleak says:
I'm not so sure it's just such a nasty habit.

Hagbard says:
Everyone thinks it's disgusting.

Spleak says:
Everyone what?

Hagbard says:
Everyone thinks your baby-eating habit is disgusting!

Spleak says:
My baby eating habit is disgusting? I'm not so sure everyone thinks my baby eating habit is disgusting.

Hagbard says:
Why are you in such denial about this?

Spleak says:
Why am I in such denial about this? What do you mean? Am I really in such denial about this?

Hagbard says:
Yes. Look, I can even see on your webcam that you've got a wee finger hanging from your mouth. That's just gross.

Spleak says:
Well well well.

Hagbard says:
That's all you have to say for yourself?

Spleak says:
Hmm... My mind wandered for a sec. You were saying?

Hagbard says:
If you don't give up eating dead babies, I'm going to have to stop you.

Spleak says:
Well if I don't give up eating dead babies, then all bets are off quite frankly.

Hagbard says:
You scare the shit out of me.