Friday, June 16, 2006

*FOOP!*

[14:25] Skyesy G-ville: We could end meetings that way:
"Shhhh! Did you hear that? That was the sound of your underwear leaving the room."
[14:26] Skyesy G-ville: - silence -
[14:26] Skyesy G-ville: APPLAUSE!!!!!!!!!!
[14:26] Abe: "Wow. you have quiet underwear."

Thursday, June 15, 2006

This Page Loads REALLY Fast

[11:40] Skyesy G-ville: using the web dev toolbar choose disable > javascript, then refresh
[11:40] Abe: ok
[11:41] Skyesy G-ville: You'll get the full site sans flash and sans JS
[11:41] Abe: yup
[11:41] Skyesy G-ville: (that replacement business is nice for graceful degredation)
[11:41] Abe: for sure
[11:42] Skyesy G-ville: now go to CSS > disable styles >disable all styles
[11:42] Abe: yup
[11:42] Skyesy G-ville: even with no images, whee
[11:42] Abe: nice and clean
[11:43] Skyesy G-ville: that is all
[11:43] Abe: I've decided to view all sites with JS and CSS disabled.
[11:44] Abe: It's my personal jihad against art, and progress in general.

Friday, June 09, 2006

The Wasp and the Potatoe (sic)

Matthew: Wasp: I hate potatoes.
Me: Oh yeah, I dont care.
Wasp: Bitch, Im shaking my stinger!
Me: .... eep! (throws potatoe)
Me: (runs into door)
Wasp: WTF
Stephanie: foiled again!
Matthew: yea, I dont even have the potatoe anymore.